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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 



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